Verbal Gymnastics

At the playground, as a pack of rabid 8-year-old girls descend on the toddlers playing on the slide:

Round 1
MZ: Hey guys, you have to watch out for the little kids
R8YOGs: [Whoosh!]

Round 2
MZ: Hey guys! You have to watch out for the little kids!
8YOG1: Who are the little kids?
MZ: Well, her (pointing to friend I. at the bottom), and me!

At dinner:
Well the problem is, Henry wants me to go over there and play with him, but I can't go over there because I'm coloring...


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